Showing posts with label Zeke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zeke. Show all posts

Dec 20, 2018

Kids Totally Nailed Their Letter To Santa





Dear Santa,
We have been good.


Zeke wanted to put in very good, but Zack, the conscience, rejected the idea.







All I Want for Christmas





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Florida Memory [No restrictions or Public domain], 
via Wikimedia Commons





Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”


However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.









Dec 15, 2017

Letters to Santa From Kids




Dear Santa, 
We have been good. 

Zeke wanted to put in very good, but Zack, the conscience, rejected the idea. 



All I Want for Christmas




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By Archives New Zealand from New Zealand - Letter to Santa, CC BY-SA 2.0, 
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=51248704




Every year, kids all over the world write letters to Santa Claus wishing him a Merry Christmas, listing their holiday gift wishes, and well, asking and telling him things that only hilarious kids could think of. From commenting on his appearance to ratting out their parents who say they "can't have a dog," these letters to Saint Nick are going to make you laugh out loud.





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You have lots of time to find the mom and make the biks so you can enjoi the hollidays. Thank you. Love, Zeke and Zack.


All I want for Christmas




Dec 13, 2017

Lies about Santa? They could be good for your child




“It’s her.” He hissed it to his brother, rapping Zeke hard in the ribs. 
“Who?” 
“It’s the mom.” Zeke stopped playing with the action figure he’d had stuck in his pocket 
and looked up onstage, where Nell was now directing the alto section. 
“Kim’s teacher is the mom?”
“She has to be.” Deadly excited, Zeke kept his voice in a conspiratorial whisper. 
“Santa’s had enough time to get the letter. She was singing a Christmas song, 
and she’s got yellow hair and a nice smile. She likes little boys, too. I can tell.”
“Maybe.” Not quite convinced, Zeke studied Nell. 
She was pretty, he thought. And she laughed  a lot, even when some of the big kids 
made mistakes. But that didn’t mean she liked dogs or baked cookies. 
“We can’t know for sure yet.” 
Zack huffed out an impatient breath. “She knew us. She knew which was which. Magic.” 
His eyes were solemn as he looked at his brother. 
“It’s the mom.” 
“Magic,” Zeke repeated, and stared,  goggle-eyed, at Nell. 
“Do we have to wait till Christmas to get her?” 
“I guess so. Probably.” 
That was a puzzle Zack would have to work on.



All I Want for Christmas




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By kodomo no tomo - kodomo no tomo, Public Domain, 
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3137790


Developmental psychology suggests that fantastical beliefs in children are associated with positive developmental outcomes. 
And parents need not worry, children will bust the Santa myth themselves, when the time is right.





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Just the bikes, Dad, they told him. 
Santa’s making them, and he’s taking care of the big present. 
What big present? Mac wondered. 
No interrogation, no tricks, had pulled out that particular answer. 
For once his kids were closed up tight. 
That was an idea that disturbed him. 
He knew that in another year, two if he was lucky, they’d begin to question 
and doubt the existence of Santa and magic. 
The end of innocence. 
Whatever it was they were counting on for Christmas morning, 
he wanted to see that they found it under the tree.


All I Want for Christmas