Showing posts with label Dance to the Piper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dance to the Piper. Show all posts

Jan 9, 2019

Stop Killing All Your Plants






"You're killing that plant," he murmured.
"I know. I always do." She had to swallow, and that surprised her. Something in the way 
he'd been looking at her just now. Something in the tone of his voice, the set of his body. 
She could always be mistaken about a face, but not about a body. His was tensed, and so 
was hers. "I keep buying them, and keep killing them."
"Too much sun." He hadn't meant to, but brushed the back of her hand with his 
fingers. "And too much water. It's as easy to overlove as underlove."
"I hadn't thought of that."



Dance to the Piper 




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“You’ve got a nice hand with flowers.” She flicked a finger over the
soap-wort, johnny-jump-ups and artesia sharing space artistically in a stone tub.
“It shows my sensitive side.”
“It shows you know what looks good and how to keep it that way.”
“Actually, I learned out of compassion and annoyance. My mother was always
planting something, then killing it. She’d go to the nursery, and the plants would
scream and tremble. Once, I swear, I heard this coreopsis shrieking, ‘No, no, not
me! Take the Shasta daisies.’ I couldn’t stand it,” he continued when she laughed. “I
started having nightmares where all the plants she killed came back to life, brown,
withered, broken, trailing dry dirt that crumbled from their roots as they formed an
army of revenge.”
“Zombie zinnias.”
“Exactly.” He beamed, delighted with her, fascinated by the way her face warmed
when she was amused and relaxed. “Vampire violas, monster marigolds and
gardenia ghouls. Let me tell you, it was pretty terrifying. In fact, I’m scaring myself
just thinking about it.”
“As a naturalist, I can certify you’re safe. As long as you keep them alive.”


River's End




Nov 5, 2018

Real-Life Neighbor Nightmares You Won’t Believe







Maddy sniffed again and caught the rich, dark scent of coffee. "Where did you get it?"
"Oh, I borrowed a few scoops from your next-door neighbor."
Wine bottle in hand, Maddy drew out of the cupboard. "Not Guido."
"Yes, Guido. The one with the biceps and large teeth."
Maddy unearthed two glasses. "Chantel, I've lived next door to him for years and I wouldn't exchange 
a good-morning with him without an armed guard."


Dance to the Piper






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So you think you have some crazy neighbors? We scoured reddit for these 30 real-life neighbor nightmares—some of which may make you rethink just what makes someone a crazy neighbor.










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Preston didn't regret his actions. Not for a minute. He calculated his studied rudeness 
would keep his terminally pert neighbor with the turned-up nose 
and sexy pink toenails out of his hair during his stay across the hall. 
The last thing he needed was the local welcoming
committee rolling up at his door, especially when it was led by a 
bubbly motormouth brunette with eyes like a fairy.
Damn it, in New York, people were supposed to ignore their neighbors. 
He was pretty sure it was a city ordinance, and if not, it should be.



The Perfect Neighbor