Showing posts with label Maddy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Maddy. Show all posts

Jan 9, 2019

Stop Killing All Your Plants






"You're killing that plant," he murmured.
"I know. I always do." She had to swallow, and that surprised her. Something in the way 
he'd been looking at her just now. Something in the tone of his voice, the set of his body. 
She could always be mistaken about a face, but not about a body. His was tensed, and so 
was hers. "I keep buying them, and keep killing them."
"Too much sun." He hadn't meant to, but brushed the back of her hand with his 
fingers. "And too much water. It's as easy to overlove as underlove."
"I hadn't thought of that."



Dance to the Piper 




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House plants are a great way of making your living space feel more alive. At least when you can manage to keep them alive. If you have a penchant for killing anything green, don't worry. Just follow these tips and you'll feel like a green thumb in no time.








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“You’ve got a nice hand with flowers.” She flicked a finger over the
soap-wort, johnny-jump-ups and artesia sharing space artistically in a stone tub.
“It shows my sensitive side.”
“It shows you know what looks good and how to keep it that way.”
“Actually, I learned out of compassion and annoyance. My mother was always
planting something, then killing it. She’d go to the nursery, and the plants would
scream and tremble. Once, I swear, I heard this coreopsis shrieking, ‘No, no, not
me! Take the Shasta daisies.’ I couldn’t stand it,” he continued when she laughed. “I
started having nightmares where all the plants she killed came back to life, brown,
withered, broken, trailing dry dirt that crumbled from their roots as they formed an
army of revenge.”
“Zombie zinnias.”
“Exactly.” He beamed, delighted with her, fascinated by the way her face warmed
when she was amused and relaxed. “Vampire violas, monster marigolds and
gardenia ghouls. Let me tell you, it was pretty terrifying. In fact, I’m scaring myself
just thinking about it.”
“As a naturalist, I can certify you’re safe. As long as you keep them alive.”


River's End




Nov 5, 2018

Real-Life Neighbor Nightmares You Won’t Believe







Maddy sniffed again and caught the rich, dark scent of coffee. "Where did you get it?"
"Oh, I borrowed a few scoops from your next-door neighbor."
Wine bottle in hand, Maddy drew out of the cupboard. "Not Guido."
"Yes, Guido. The one with the biceps and large teeth."
Maddy unearthed two glasses. "Chantel, I've lived next door to him for years and I wouldn't exchange 
a good-morning with him without an armed guard."


Dance to the Piper






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CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=550419







So you think you have some crazy neighbors? We scoured reddit for these 30 real-life neighbor nightmares—some of which may make you rethink just what makes someone a crazy neighbor.










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Preston didn't regret his actions. Not for a minute. He calculated his studied rudeness 
would keep his terminally pert neighbor with the turned-up nose 
and sexy pink toenails out of his hair during his stay across the hall. 
The last thing he needed was the local welcoming
committee rolling up at his door, especially when it was led by a 
bubbly motormouth brunette with eyes like a fairy.
Damn it, in New York, people were supposed to ignore their neighbors. 
He was pretty sure it was a city ordinance, and if not, it should be.



The Perfect Neighbor






Feb 21, 2018

Hug . Love . Kiss . your loved ones. Everyday.






Theo and Maddy sprang from opposite doors of the limo. The rush of emotion had him dropping his briefcase as he lunged toward them. He grabbed Maddy with his good arm, then had a line of pain spurting through his shoulder as he tried to hug Theo. "Sorry, bad wing."
When Theo kissed him, surprise and pleasure flustered him. He couldn't remember the last time this boy, this young man, had done so. "God, I'm glad to see you." He pressed his lips to his daughter's hair, leaned into his son. "So glad to see you."
"Don't ever do that again." Maddy kept her face pressed against his chest. She could smell him, feel his heart beat. "Not ever again."
"That's a deal. Don't cry, baby. Everything's okay now."
Afraid he was going to blubber as well, Theo pulled himself back, cleared his throat. 


The Villa




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By Frankie Fouganthin (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 
(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons





“Him and I had never really connected and now it’s like a whole new relationship,” Sam Zeif said. “I have this unreal appreciation for him that I never felt before and it’s amazing because I never realized how life could take him away from me. I never thought we could be in a situation where we would have to worry about that.”










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Nearly blind with terror and relief, David bolted out of the house. Even as the police car braked, he scooped Maddy out, held her cradled in his arms as he would a baby.
"You're okay." He pressed his lips to her cheeks, her hair. Breathed her in, as the shakes he'd held off since the call took over. 
"You're okay." He said it a half dozen times as she curled into him.
"I'm all right. I'm not hurt or anything." But when she wrapped her arms around his neck, her world came all the way right again. "Sophie drove like one of those guys you and Theo like to watch on the raceway. It was kinda cool."
"Kinda cool. Yeah." Rocking now, calming himself, he kept his face buried in the curve of her throat while Theo awkwardly patted her back.
"Bet it was some ride." Theo manfully swallowed the prickly lump in his throat. There was a jittering inside his chest that came as much from seeing his father break apart as from anxiety over Maddy. 


The Villa