Showing posts with label All I Want for Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label All I Want for Christmas. Show all posts

Dec 20, 2018

Kids Totally Nailed Their Letter To Santa





Dear Santa,
We have been good.


Zeke wanted to put in very good, but Zack, the conscience, rejected the idea.







All I Want for Christmas





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Florida Memory [No restrictions or Public domain], 
via Wikimedia Commons





Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”


However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.









Dec 27, 2017

Maintaining a sense of fun and wonder





“Still believe in magic, Faith?” 
She glanced up, and for the first time her smile was completely open, her eyes warm. 
“Yes, of course I do. Especially at Christmastime.”


Home for Christmas




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By Staff Sgt. Timothy Koster [Public domain], 
via Wikimedia Commons






“Maintaining a childlike excitement into adulthood is not only fun 
but it also contributes to the ability to enjoy life and be resilient.”






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He rubbed his cheek over her hair, looked out at the colored lights gleaming on the houses below. 
“Did you hear something?” he murmured. 
“Mmm.” She held him close, smiled. “Sleigh bells.”


All I Want for Christmas

Dec 21, 2017

It’s time to unwrap the Christmas image





She would go away, she decided, and forced herself to move. She would pack a bag, toss it in the car and drive until she felt like stopping. She’d take a couple of days. Hell, she’d take a week. She couldn’t bear to stay here alone through the holidays. For the next ten minutes, she tossed things into a suitcase without any plan or sense of order. Now that the decision was made, she only wanted to move quickly. She closed the lid on the suitcase, carried it into the living room and started for her coat.

The knock on her door had her clenching her teeth. If one more well-meaning neighbor stopped by to wish her Merry Christmas and invite her to dinner, she was going to scream.


All I Want for Christmas




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Y
ou may not notice it, but at this time of year there is a question that runs around like a headless turkey: “How many people are you having over for Christmas lunch?” Those of us who do not want to be judged for the lack of dinner plates around the festive table, usually answer: “Oh, we’re having a quiet one.”




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"I'm just on my way home to pick up my bags. I wish you'd change your mind and come with me. You know you're welcome." She lifted a brow. "And I know Grandpa has been nagging you for weeks to come up for the holidays."

"I appreciate it, but I can't. Besides, I'm not a family-gathering type. Christmas is for kids and families."

She shook her head. "You didn't even put up a tree."

"You bought me that ugly little ceramic one."

"It's not ugly, it's tacky. That's entirely different." She wanted so much to ask him again, to find the right words to persuade him to spend Christmas with her, to be part of her life. But she'd resolved to make do and accept what she had. "I'll miss you."

"You'll be surrounded by people." He smiled a little as he stood up. "Hordes of MacGregors, even the thought of which unnerves me. You won't have time to miss me."

"I'll miss you anyway." She kissed him lightly. She pulled a brightly wrapped box out of her pocket, handed it to him.

"What's this?"

"A present. It's traditional. I want you to open it Christmas morning."

"Look, I don't have—"

"Royce, say thank-you."

Though he was as miserable as he'd been in his life, he made his lips curve. "Thank you."

"Now say Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas, Slim."

"I'll see you in a few days." She hurried out, telling herself it was the sentiment of the season that misted her eyes.


Laura
@The MacGregor Brides




Dec 15, 2017

Letters to Santa From Kids




Dear Santa, 
We have been good. 

Zeke wanted to put in very good, but Zack, the conscience, rejected the idea. 



All I Want for Christmas




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By Archives New Zealand from New Zealand - Letter to Santa, CC BY-SA 2.0, 
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=51248704




Every year, kids all over the world write letters to Santa Claus wishing him a Merry Christmas, listing their holiday gift wishes, and well, asking and telling him things that only hilarious kids could think of. From commenting on his appearance to ratting out their parents who say they "can't have a dog," these letters to Saint Nick are going to make you laugh out loud.





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You have lots of time to find the mom and make the biks so you can enjoi the hollidays. Thank you. Love, Zeke and Zack.


All I want for Christmas




Dec 13, 2017

Lies about Santa? They could be good for your child




“It’s her.” He hissed it to his brother, rapping Zeke hard in the ribs. 
“Who?” 
“It’s the mom.” Zeke stopped playing with the action figure he’d had stuck in his pocket 
and looked up onstage, where Nell was now directing the alto section. 
“Kim’s teacher is the mom?”
“She has to be.” Deadly excited, Zeke kept his voice in a conspiratorial whisper. 
“Santa’s had enough time to get the letter. She was singing a Christmas song, 
and she’s got yellow hair and a nice smile. She likes little boys, too. I can tell.”
“Maybe.” Not quite convinced, Zeke studied Nell. 
She was pretty, he thought. And she laughed  a lot, even when some of the big kids 
made mistakes. But that didn’t mean she liked dogs or baked cookies. 
“We can’t know for sure yet.” 
Zack huffed out an impatient breath. “She knew us. She knew which was which. Magic.” 
His eyes were solemn as he looked at his brother. 
“It’s the mom.” 
“Magic,” Zeke repeated, and stared,  goggle-eyed, at Nell. 
“Do we have to wait till Christmas to get her?” 
“I guess so. Probably.” 
That was a puzzle Zack would have to work on.



All I Want for Christmas




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By kodomo no tomo - kodomo no tomo, Public Domain, 
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3137790


Developmental psychology suggests that fantastical beliefs in children are associated with positive developmental outcomes. 
And parents need not worry, children will bust the Santa myth themselves, when the time is right.





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Just the bikes, Dad, they told him. 
Santa’s making them, and he’s taking care of the big present. 
What big present? Mac wondered. 
No interrogation, no tricks, had pulled out that particular answer. 
For once his kids were closed up tight. 
That was an idea that disturbed him. 
He knew that in another year, two if he was lucky, they’d begin to question 
and doubt the existence of Santa and magic. 
The end of innocence. 
Whatever it was they were counting on for Christmas morning, 
he wanted to see that they found it under the tree.


All I Want for Christmas