Dec 20, 2018

Kids Totally Nailed Their Letter To Santa





Dear Santa,
We have been good.


Zeke wanted to put in very good, but Zack, the conscience, rejected the idea.







All I Want for Christmas





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via Wikimedia Commons





Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”


However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.