Dear Santa,
We have been good.
Zeke wanted to put in very good, but Zack, the conscience, rejected the idea.
All I Want for Christmas
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Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a
year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic
along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”
However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius
or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are
known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to
making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a
list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever
sent.