Showing posts with label Pizza. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pizza. Show all posts

Nov 29, 2017

Here’s Why Your Pizza Delivery Person Hates You





"Pizza," he said at the brisk knock on the door.
He snatched his wallet off the workbench and, still shirtless and barefoot, went to the door. "Hey, Mike, how's it going?"
"Hanging loose."
The skinny, pimply-faced teenager handed Seth the pizza box. Then his gaze shifted, and he caught sight of Dru. The way his Adam's apple bobbed, the way surprise, interest and envy sped over his young, bumpy face, warned Dru there would be fresh fruit on the grapevine, and it would have her and Seth clustered together.
"Um, hi. Um. Grandma sent you a bunch of napkins and stuff." He shoved the paper bag into Seth's hands as well.
"Great. Tell her thanks. Here you go, Mike. Keep the change."
"Yeah. Well. Um. See you."
"Looks like Mike's got a little crush on you," Seth commented as he booted the door closed.
"I'd say Mike's double-timing it back to Village Pizza so he can spread the word that the artist and the florist are having hot pizza and hot sex."
"I hope he's right. If we're going to make the first part come true, we'd better dig into this." 


Chesapeake Blue



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By U.S. Navy photo by Photographer's Mate Airman Bo J. Flannigan - This Image was released by the United States Navy with the ID 040814-N-5781F-033





Delivering pizza isn’t the most glamorous job. Most of the time pizza delivery people are high school or college kids just trying to make a few bucks after school, but some may even be trying to make a more substantial living. They sacrifice their evenings and weekends to hand-deliver your dinner so you can cook less and enjoy life more. Here are all the reasons they might secretly hate you — and how to fix them.



Jan 22, 2016

Yes, you can

“You could say that. How’s the pizza?”
“It’s very good. When I make my own, I make a whole wheat crust, but I like this better.”
“Make your own? Like from a box?”
“If it’s in a box, it’s not making your own.”
“Most everything I make’s out of a box. You make pizza from scratch?”
“Yes, when I want it.”
“Even my mother doesn’t do that.” 
He put another slice on her plate, one on his, then topped off their wine.

The Witness


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Skip Domino’s: Make Pizza Dough In Under 30 Minutes



Why not learn to make your own pizza for your football fans?
This Tipline video shows you how to make your own no-rise pizza dough in under 30 minutes. 

Nov 10, 2014

What pizza toppings REALLY say about your personality

"What do you like on your pizza?"
"I... It doesn't matter."
"Pizza toppings matter, Abigail. They're vital to the pie."
She suposed he had a point. And she wished everything about him didn't appeal and confuse. "I like black olives and hot peppers, particularly."
"That's a go. Any objection to pepperoni?"
"No."
"Perfect."

The Witness

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Pepperoni lovers are extroverts, diners who like pizzas topped with an egg are supportive and veggie fans are flirtatious.  
According to a study, pizza fans who pick particular toppings reveal more than their favourite flavours when they create their perfect pie.
The research also revealed the compatibility of the different pizza personalities, proving that the way to a person's heart is through their stomach.