“Everybody’s got a little clucker pecking around, depending on the circumstances.”
“What are your circumstances?”
“That’s a change of subject, but I’ll give it to you. Semiannual dentist visits, wolf spiders and karaoke.”
“Karaoke. That’s funny.”
“Not when I do it.”
“What are your circumstances?”
“That’s a change of subject, but I’ll give it to you. Semiannual dentist visits, wolf spiders and karaoke.”
“Karaoke. That’s funny.”
“Not when I do it.”
The Witness
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It's that time of the night again - your friends are in the singing mood and all they want to do is karaoke. Do you flee because you can't stand the thought of humiliating yourself with your bad voice?
Well, stop
right there, because we're going to teach you how to do karaoke (even if you
think you can't).
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