"Well. Wow."
"Andrew, you're such a poet. Do I look fat in this?"
"There's never a correct answer to that question. Or if there is,
no man has ever found it. Therefore..." He raised his glass in toast.
"I abstain."
"Coward."
Homeport
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By Billie Grace Ward from New York, USA - Woman in a Red Dress, CC BY 2.0,
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=74145300
“Does This Make Me Look Fat?” The Best Way to Respond
Picture this. You are
shopping with a girlfriend. She comes
out of the dressing room, turns to you and says, "Does this dress make me
look fat?"
Your first impulse might be to immediately say,
"No," You cringe and feel
backed into a corner. It's a no-win
situation. Before you answer, think
about this advice. Consider what she is
really asking. Don't take this question
literally.
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“I don’t go shopping, tagging along
to haul bags or getting asked if some dress makes your ass look fat.”
“Take my word as gospel on this point. You’re the last person I’d want
as a shopping
buddy. And my ass isn’t going to look fat in any dress.
Write that down, etch it in your
memory.”
“I got it.”
The Perfect Hope